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Sat Sep 8

obie's egregious one-liner of the day


def self.roll_the_dice
  Hash[*Trait.find(:all).group_by(&:category).values.map(&:random).collect { |t| [t.category, t]}.flatten]
end

Rafting

If you could suck and blow at the same time, think how fast you could
blow up a raft.

On Evolution

If women evolved three boobs, would men eventually evolve three eyes? and then three hands?
You know what you could use this for is extortion. Mark
Hey Nick, can you read my order?
Hey Nick, can you read my order?

oh snap!

…mark just upped the ante!
Mark’s Order
Mark’s Order

What do you want for dinner?

blog me your order

nick: green curry w/ chicken - 4 chilies

obie: green curry w/ chicken - 5 chilies

clay: cashew chicken - 4 chilies

nick: my pretend stomach is about to eat the f**k out of itself.

lark: pretend cashew chicken - 3 chilies

programmers: now where are the content guys?
programmers: now where are the content guys?
Rumblers, take a break!
Rumblers, take a break!